Dear Blog Spammer:
Are you tired of having your comments ignored? Do you find it difficult to come up with intelligent things to say after fifty or more blog visits? Have you ever wished that you could write in coherent, full sentences like those other spammers who seem to have so much success?
If this all sounds too familiar, then we have a DEAL FOR YOU!
Don’t let those other guys show you up! Get your pharmacy links noticed! Avoid being relegated to the fringes of internet stardom!
You need SPRITER! (pronounced SP-WRITER; if you don’t produce spittle, you’re not saying it write).
For just $19.99, you can have all of your spammy dreams come true!
Included with your SPam wRITER premium package:
1. One hundred custom blog comments (no two alike!)
2. Each comment guaranteed to have no more than one misspelled word, or one misplaced punctuation mark!
3. Every sentence in coherent, well written English.
4. A monthly report sent to your spam account which catalogs each blog site, the associated post name, and the exact comment used by SPRITER.
5. Up to 8 links per comment!
BUT WAIT! There’s MORE!
If you order today, every tenth comment will have a redirecting link to the very useful WebSmurfer site included for your customer’s enjoyment! Your online pharmacy website will automatically populate the field at the top of the WebSmurfer website, allowing the comment reader, YOUR CUSTOMER, to click “GO!” and really jazz up their purchasing experience!
To place your SPRITER order, simply leave us a comment here with the following information: Your full name, date of birth, social security number, hat size, and the name of the pharma product which you prefer to sell . . . along with your credit card number (OR the password to your Pay Pal account). In exchange, we will be more than happy to provide you with the very best spam-writing available, or part of your money back!
Don’t delay! This is a limited time offer! ORDER NOW!
(10% discount for each additional SPRITER package, up to five. No substitutions please.)
Disclaimer: The information contained in this blog post is for general information purposes only. The information is provided by SPRITER, and while we endeavour to keep the information up to date and correct, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or related graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk. In no event will we be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this website. That includes the draining of your PayPal account should you be stupid enough to actually give us your account and password. Through this website you are able to link to other websites which are not under the control of SPRITER. We have no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites. The inclusion of any links does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorse the views expressed within them. Every effort is made to keep the website up and running smoothly. However, SPRITER takes no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the website being temporarily unavailable due to technical issues beyond our control. In other words, you were the fool who decided to read this post, and therefore, all your base are belong to SPRITER. Have a nice day.
UPDATE: We now have customer reviews on the SPRITER product! http://www.daronfraley.com/2010/12/spriter-launch-exceeds-expectations-reviews-in.html