Here at SPRITER (SPam-WRITER for the uninitiated), we are pleased to report that positive reviews have been pouring in, and our list of clients is burgeoning! Way big! About to BURST!
For those who missed it, we launched SPRITER last week, and it’s the best SPam WRITING service available on the internet: http://www.daronfraley.com/2010/11/calling-all-blog-comment-spammers-new-product-offering.html
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In the spirit of full disclosure, every single one of these were REAL comments on the SPRITER post from November 22nd. The only edits they received were the deletion of links to other websites. Thank you all for such great cannon fodder!
Disclaimer: The information contained in this blog post is for general information purposes only. The information is provided by SPRITER, and while we endeavour to keep the information up to date and correct, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or related graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk. In no event will we be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this website. And for those wonderful SPAMMERS who so graciously contributed to our post today, let it be known that since I own this website, and you commented here, I can mock you if I wish. Through this website you are able to link to other websites which are not under the control of SPRITER. We have no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites. The inclusion of any links does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorse the views expressed within them. Every effort is made to keep the website up and running smoothly. However, SPRITER takes no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the website being temporarily unavailable due to technical issues beyond our control. In other words, you were the fool SPAMMER who decided to comment on my posts, and therefore, all your base are belong to SPRITER. Have a nice day.